I saw a picture on the internet of Lady Gaga holding a child, who we must assume was formulated in her conceptual womb. We must assume that Lady Gaga is a mother. I feel confused, because the baby isn't wearing a conceptual baby outfit.

It would be difficult to confirm who the father is, due to the complex duality of Lady Gaga's existence. Unconfirmed sources speculate that it was this African American man, seen in a photograph with the mother + child.

Other sources speculate that there is a 'cool dad' involved. We can assume that his last name is 'Gaga.' Sources say that his name is David Gaga.

David Gaga and Lady Gaga seem to be proud parents.  She seems to have a 'biker chick' vibe, as they share a dual 'dark/goth/emo alt' brand.

Do you think Lady Gaga had a child, or are these just 'unfounded blog rumors'?
Does David Gaga look like a good father, or will he just leave his family in 1-5 years?
Does Lady Gaga have a thing 4 black men?
Does Baby Gaga need 2 'step it up' and dress in a more bloggable way instead of slumming it up in sweatpants?