Lindsey Lohan showed up somewhere and got photographed with a 'ton of white powder' spilled on her shoes. Wonder if this was some sort of photo opp that was 'staged' as an attempt to 'get the blogosphere / paparazzi talking.' Like she is 'transcending' pop culture by 'feeding us what we want' even though we 'totally don't know her.'

Do u think this white powder is
a) cocaine
b) blow
c) white pony
d) dust that fell out of a Dirt Devil
e) Fun Dip without dipping sticks
f) flour
g) baking soda
h) sugar
i) Splenda
j) Sweet N Low
l) Equal
m) powdered soy milk
n) ground human bone
o) meth
p) makeup powder
q) Choose.Your.Own.Response

Is Lindsey Lohan alt?
Is cocaine alt?
Will Lindsey Lohan die in 2k10?
Will her death be more like Corey Haim's or Michael Jackson's?