Esquire apparently took some poll and they asked a random group of women who they want to sleep with, and they said they would like to make love to Zooey Deschanel.

Seems like they just tried to give the surveyed women a group of 'shocking' females that might inspire blog coverage. They probably should have included Lady Gaga and Sarah Palin to get the most blog hits. I feel like my blog might start publishing 'shocking' poll results generated from population samples that don't really represent reality.

Wonder if Zooey Deschanel's lesbian victory means Ben Gibbard is allowed 2 pitch a '3some idea' with minimal repercussions.

Does America even know who Zooey Deschanel is? Feel like most of America would probably say that they want to sleep with Ellen DeGeneres, since they know she loves 2 munch on carpet. Maybe they would just want 2 sleep with Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, or Courtney Cox.

Does this poll mean anything, or is it just a 'shocking blog headline'?
Do u 'get' why American women would like to 'scissor' with Zooey Deschanel?
Is Zooey Deschanel the perfect lover for men and women?
Do u wanna do blow with Zooey, look into 1 another's crazy coke eyes, then fall in love 4 just 1 nite?

If u were a lesbian, who would u sleep with?
a) Alice Glass
b) Zooey Deschanel
c) Little Boots
d) Romy Croft of the XX
e) Ladyhawke
f) Jenny Lewis
g) Cat Power
h) St. Vincent aka Annie Clark
i) one of the Dirty Projectors
j) The Blow
k) Claire Evans
l) Lindsay Lohan
m) an iPad DJ
o) Choose Ur Own Response