Note: This headline was generated to 'create a wave of hipster bashing headlines.' By calling all people who attended Coachella 'hipsters', this story is 85% more bloggable. The most expensive items were deceptively listed in this post's headline, but they are a very small snapshot of what was actually in the Coachella Lost & Found. In general, this post utilized the word 'hipsters' to inspire a wave of blog disdain for 'careless young people', making it seem like every1 who attended Coachella was just some spoiled lil rich ass hole who doesn't give a shit abt anything, especially cars + technology that cost a lot of $$$.

Coachella is a music festival held in Southern California that turns into a gathering of the world's most relevant buzzbands, artists, designers, celebrities, and internet personalities. Sometimes regular people even go to this music festival, do some drugs, get a lil bit tipsy, then end up losing something important. Have u ever lost something important to u at a place with a bunch of people?

Would u be most bummed about losing ur keys, your cell phone, or your camera?

Wonder what it is like to get back 2 ur car, then think 'shit. can't get us home.'

Feel sad for the bros who lost their iPhones. I feel like when they bought them, they probably never imagined living without them again. Maybe since they bought iPads, they thought their iPhones were disposable.

Wonder if people who lost their cameras were 'mad pissed' that they didn't get to make a 'coachella 2010 mutha fuckaaaz' album on facebook

'Even though my flip phone cover is cracked, I still really need my phone back.  I can't qualify for a discounted upgrade for another 1.2 years.'

sad i lost my corporate blackberry. They are gonna downgrade me 2 a blackberry pearl   :-(

Wasn't able to get into my apartment when I returned home.  Had to live in my car for 2 weeks until I saw the Coachella Lost and Found Website.

Were yall alive before keyless entry was invented?

'I feel sad that I lost my  gym membership tag, my dead grandfather's key chain, but most importantly, my Twilight Robert Pattinson collectible keychain.  I actually went to Coachella to see bands off the New Moon sound track.'

wonder who the super alt dude who lost his disposable camera was. Do u think he/she deserves to get it back?

So many bros with HD flip cams, unable to add sweet video content to their youtube channels. Standing 200 feet away from an artist, holding up your video camera, capturing the live experience.

Should all of these people feel ashamed of themselves 4 losing important stuff, or is that just a risk when you go to a field with 200,000 people?

What would u do if u lost ur iPhone / iPad?
Are 'hipsters' fucking careless ass holes?
Are people who went to coachella 'rich and careless'?
Have u ever lost ur cell phone / keys / digital camera?
Do u wish there was a facebook for lost and found items called 'Craig's List of Lost and Found stuff'?

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Coachella is a music festival held in Southern California that turns into a gathering of the world's most relevant buzzbands, artists, designers, celebrities, and internet personalities.

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