A photograph of Zooey Deschanel from 2002 emerged, and you can see that she wasn't always a 'hipster diva' who inspired tons of alternative bros to metaphorically 'get hard' 4 her on internet music blogs. Seems like she was going for a 'different vibe' or something. I wonder if this is 'the real her.' Maybe the world was completely different in 2k2, and this was an authentic vibe.

Do u think this was 'before she was rich and famous', then she was able to hire a personal stylist to 'put on dark eye liner to showcase her beautiful blue eyes' + put her in 'cutesy hipster girl' outfits?

Maybe things were different in 2k2. Like there wasn't a defined aesthetic for 'being alt' and people ended up with kinda weird personal brand.
Is this 'the real Zooey Deschanel'?
Is she a mainstreamer 'moonlighting' in alternative markets?
Do u think her hair + makeup is a 'complete disaster'?
Would u rather date Zooey Deschanel in 2k2 or 2k10?
Can u hold some1's mainstream past against them?
Do u want to see more pix of alternative celebrities 'Before They Were Alt Stars'?
What is the optimal bang length?

If Feist looked switched bodies with Zooey Deschanel, would she have sold more records/been more famous than Lady Gaga?

Zooey Deschanel

Actor, Alternative Celebrity

Zooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him.

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