She & Him performed on Letterman, and it was a fascinating performance. I am not sure if they were meant to be a live band, or if they were just made to generate money. Zooey Deschanel seemed 'tense', like she was performing the song for the first time 'live.' It looks like she is 'nervous' but also 'trying to act natural', like she is 'having fun', but it was kinda awkward. I guess being a rock star is different from 'acting' because u have to be urself when ur in a band, rite? She keeps looking off into the distance. Wonder if she is visualizing something or some1.

It didn't seem as natural, or free spirited as her cotton commercial.

Did Zooey Deschanel have stagefright or crazy coke eyes?

Honestly feel more attracted to her than ever. I think maybe because this performance was theoretically a 'weird trainwreck', and I feel like most Hollywood starlets are most compelling when we watch them 'self-destruct.' Also thought that her dress was cute because it featured her rib cage / cute alt figure. I feel like I 'finally' feel attracted to her for authentic male reasons, instead of being a generic indie bro who finds her 'attractive' because she is a 'genuine talent'/'Renaissance Woman.'

Felt sad when they did a 20 second zoom in on her wedding ring, representing the omniscient presence of Ben Gibbard in all mainstream indie music.

Do u think She & Him is ready for the 'enormous pressure' of charting at #6?
Should Zooey Deschanel accept that she is beautiful & not be afraid?
Should she take 'private lessons' from Ben Gibbard abt how 2 be a rock star?
Should She & Him kick out the bro, and then market Zooey Deschanel as 'the new Feist'?

does n e 1 know if Zooey Deschanel is a natural blonde who coloured her hair brunette + got cute bangs to appeal to alternative audiences? Worried she is a mainstreamer who turned alt just to manipulate alt-leaning audiences. Watched her first interview on Letterman and got concerned.

What is Zooey Deschanel's real hair color?

Did She & Him 'tank' on Letterman?
Should they have debuted on Jimmy Fallon to 'warm up'?
Should Zooey Deschanel marry a Vampire Weekend bro next?
R u afraid of girls with crazy coke eyes, or r u turned on?

Zooey Deschanel

Actor, Alternative Celebrity

Zooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him.

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