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Zooey Deschanel jimmy jangles a tambourine at Coachella
Photo vis pitchfork by Chris Tuite


La la la
Feeling so free
wearing cotton
performing at a relevant music festival

Jimmy Jangle
Goes the Tambourine
Shimmy Shangle
ring a ding ding

La la la
We're the She & Hims
also known as the Shims
Wearing a cute lil dress

Jimmy Jangle
Goes the Tambourine
Shimmy Shangle
ring a ding ding

Took anti-anxiety medicine
so i wouldn't 'freak out' like that one time on Letterman
also glad we played a day time slot
so we don't have 2 be ambient

Jimmy Jangle
Goes the Tambourine
Shimmy Shangle
ring a ding ding

Coachella can u hear me?
Wearing cotton, light & breathable
Music festivals & cotton
the fabric of our lives'

*****
Is the Tambourine an authentic instrument?

Did Zooey Deschanel's songwriting career peak with the theme song for cotton?

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Zooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him.

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!!'s picture

furst

!! is a fggt's picture

@!!, fuck you

luciobattisti's picture

ugly

nick's picture

no she looks really cute there

Abroham Lincoln's picture

Heard Feist do a cover of the cotton theme song at a show last year.

elfkinz's picture

this is busted. such wankery

jimmm's picture

We can both pop anti-anxiety meds, and She could jangle my jimmm-y afterwards.

Wayne's picture

Her singing voice sounds like her talking voice which is to say not very good.

Londy's picture

She should stick to acting, people are giving her to much hype because she's plays this cute girl in movies. Get over yourself zoeey.

Edgar Allen Bro's picture

she's so mainstream, yo

Pleether's picture

ternative die antwoord bangs?

bc's picture

she is soo unique, y'all dont even understand

myst's picture

=) funny

lynch kettles's picture

so much maltstream imagery in this vid; makes me want to vomit; why does she pronounce her r's so hard; it's like she is failing to affect a south carolinian accent.

also, old news; wtf charles?

DEE VEE ENN OHHH's picture

WTF KHETTLES?

bro noir's picture

woke up today it was another perfect day to put post it notes on my piano reminding me to take my paddy wagon bike for a walk and culture myself via sum used record shopping.

sunkd's picture

i lol'd at the title

indie's picture

confuzd. luv zoe but think shes a lil crzy 4 marrying that ugly death cab bro/not listening to music made after 1979/that 1 time on letterman.

Cool Face's picture

Zooey Deschanel - Sarah Palin of Music

chris's picture

@Cool Face, ha

kevbro's picture

@Cool Face,

Sarah Palin of "indie" music

---'s picture

This is what we fought for in 'Nam. I remember one time by the Mekong river, we were under some heavy shelling from them Charlie commies, and... (it goes on)

99087's picture

i read 50 cent is erasing his tats--i wonder if zooey has a sex tape doing anal w/spme gangsta bro & is now on percs & adderall & singing hippy shit to "get away from her past"

ryan dicks's picture

good post..

danny diVito's picture

if zooey can go into music, why can't dan deacon become a teen heart-throb?

This is Happening's picture

@danny diVito, thank you!

cousins's picture

not @coachie
waiting for sasquatch
maybe reading/leedz (cant wait for libertines reunion)

broey desh's picture

Zoey became maltstream when she said 'no' to dr.braffs offer for her to be in his garden state music vid. but she still dl'd that soundtrack to change her life. did all this for that necklace, yall.

Bipster's picture

Owl City > The She and Hims?

Is it possible?

altruism's picture

@Bipster,
yeah, morally
Owl City's music is at least marketed to the right audience (15 year old girls who update their Facebook statuses with "i'm weird cause I hate goodbyes </3")
But She/Hims is marketed to the audience at Coachella, fans of M.Ward, fans of Deathcab, girls in dresses, etc. when they should be marketed to deaf people.
they DECEIVE people into listening to them!!111
That's just wrong.

alter ebro's picture

in L<3VE with the zooeys

APRIL it is.'s picture

Is anyone else tired of zooey the quirky quark?
The "quirky girl" is such an overplayed theme in pop culture.
it's so effin blatant and easy, via breakfast at tiffany's... done over and over and over.

Elle's picture

@APRIL it is., x1000

altruism's picture

@APRIL it is.,
No more Michael Ceras either plz

sarahspy's picture

your blog is so good

Acid Midget's picture

Think this is pretty fucking lame.

h8 u zoey-poo.

Julio's picture

It's kind of sad how women warrant extra analyzation just because they are women. Don't get me wrong, zooey is hella lame as shit but there are tons and tons of gimmicky bros out there trying to be gimmicky and lame as shit but as men we pay extra attention and extra analyzation on whatever girls do and its just a shitty way to exist. I'm kind of tired of the zooey bashing. This is the reason girls can't just do their own thing because its subject to this type of shit criticism 24/7.

danny diVito's picture

@Julio, don't feel so tired. Try yoga & then an energy drink. Celebrities do it & they sure party!

altruism's picture

@Julio,
they should get back to the kitchen
shit, is that a panini cut into a triangle? Damn bitch, U gimmicky!

genericaltbro's picture

@altruism, i think we should give Him shit for playing in a band with She (or Her?) wtf she and hims learn some grammars.

altruism's picture

@genericaltbro, I wish they were The She-he's

zozofosho's picture

@Julio, cool story, bro

edhrdy's picture

@Julio, praxis don't get u laid bro

stvo's picture

@edhrdy, it's all in the 'dialogue' bro

a's picture

Zooey and i used to work in a cotton field togetha. She's a nice chick, y'all. I did ghostwrite most of the songs 4 the She&Hims.

Londy's picture

@bro noir,hahaha! Me to

Londy's picture

@APRIL it is., I'm tired of seeing all over as she us gods given gif to music. Get over yourself zooey, one dementional actress too.

blondlefonda's picture

just listening to some songs that make me feel 'good' until i realize it's mainstream.

dumb nuggets's picture

FIRST!!

DICKZ's picture

4 once i dont have nothin 2 say other than this is amazing

amber's picture

she needz hur valium!

brosb4bags's picture

I really hate her. No snark there. She is the death of indie.

malwar's picture

@brosb4bags, indie could not deserve a more fitting executioner

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