Some bro in Australia was accused of rape, but then they went to court, and the jury was all like 'this is kinda fishy. her pants are really skinny. no way he got those off without a lil bit of cooperation.' Guess they were all like 'she seems like she might be a slut, so maybe the bro isn't a rapist.'

A man was acquitted of rape today after a jury agreed his victim could not have been sexually assaulted while wearing skinny jeans.

Nicholas Gonzales, 23, told a court in Australia that sex with the 24-year-old woman was consensual, despite her claim he had ripped off her size six skinny jeans before the attack.

The Sydney jury sent a note to the judge during the trial asking for more information about 'how exactly Nick took off her jeans'.

The note from a jury member added: 'I doubt those kind of jeans can be removed without any sort of collaboration.'

It seems like the bro's lawyer was an ultimate bro, shifting the burden of the prosecution to 'prove that the victim wasn't a slut.' Feel like maybe they should write a John Grisham book about him, sort of how he crusades to get bros out of rape charges using defenses like 'she was soo drunk', 'she dressed like a slut', and 'u cant rape some1 who is wearing pants' defenses. He will deliver passionate closing statements, turning even the most ardent feminists into 'chill bros who understand that sometimes bros can act with their peen.'

Questioned by defence lawyer Paul Hogan, the woman said she weighed 42 kilograms (6.6 stone) and did not find it difficult to squeeze in and out of her jeans.

Mr Hogan said: 'I'm suggesting it's difficult for skinny jeans to be taken off by someone else unless the wearer's assisting, collaborating, consenting.' 'Ii would disagree,' the woman replied.

Miss Veronica Wensing, chairwoman of the National Association of Services Against Sexual Assault, told the Sydney Morning Herald that a woman's outfit should not be an issue in alleged rapes.

'Any piece of clothing can be removed with force,' she said.

Do u think any piece of clothing can be removed with force?
Can skinny jeans prevent rape?
Is it safer to date people with skinny jeans because u know u will never go to jail for rape?
Are Mom Jeans with a Michelle Obama belt 'the ultimate rape guard' for women?
Who should have won this case?
Who do u think is in the wrong?
Do u know anything about alternative legal issues?
Is this a story that was just invented to become a 'zany hipster blog meme'?
Do u feel bad for the girl if he actually did rape her, then 'got away with it' by using a 'bullshit defense'?