Got all excited about seeing Zooey Deschanel 'showing some skin' to reach new mainstream markets who are really only into 'tits and ass', but then I got disappointed when I saw the pictures, and they were more 'artsy' & 'vintage.' I feel like she went with the retro conservative look, probably to differentiate her brand from mainstream floozies with 'huge tits' and 'big ol round asses.'  Do u like how her skinny, alt frame is juxtaposed by the curves of the beach ball?

Do u think Zooey looks 'damn good'? R u jealous of Ben Gibbard? Should Zooey Deschanel 'release' hot pix instead of mp3s with She & Him?

Feel like maybe this is supposed to be a metaphor for how 'back in the day', these pictures would have been considered 'porn.' Maybe in the Muslim / Arab world, these pictures would still be considered 'porn' since she is showing way too much skin for them.

Kinda feel thankful that she posed for these. I know it is sort of part of her 'cliched brand' but at least she is 'showin off the Deschanel genes' for 'hornie bros on the internet who need a break from illegally downloading albums.'

Wonder if this innertube is supposed to be some sort of metaphor.

Wonder if 'other bro' from She & Him was cropped out of these pix.

Do u think Zooey Deschanel is 'hotter than' Joanna Newsom?
Are you more into alt baguettes hotties, or mainstream hotties?
Will the internet 'crash' if Zooey Deschanel does a nude scene in 500 Days of Summer?
Should I start a hipster porn company that makes porn parodies of indie films, like 'The Juno Prequel: Fuckfest from Hell' and '500 Cocks in Summer'?
Will women ever be taken seriously as artists if they continue to do 'sexy spreads'?
Should the Animal Collective bros be in a commercial for Old Navy Board Shorts?
Are you excited about summer, or does this mean every1 has to buy a 'vintage' bathing suit?
Are these pix 'too vintage', like if your pleasured yourself to them, it would be like pleasuring yourself to a picture of your great grandmother?