Hey. It's me. AZN bro.
Just drank a lot of beer. Tummy felt all weird.
Lost control of my body.
Threw up all over the floor.
U can tell that I had Chili's 4 dinner

Not feeling very chill.
Might just pass out.
Gonna use my vomit as a pillow.
See yall tomorrow
maybe we can meet up at Denny's for breakfast.
Oh. Ur more into iHop? That's kewl.

K.
Gonna crash out.
will wake up with my face attached to the concrete
[via vomit glue]

Laters,
AZN bro.

PS: also shat my pants.

Have yall ever been so drunk that u wish you threw up all over the place, then woke up in ur own vomit with poop in ur pants?