We were just trying to have a small intimate get-together
nothing too big, just a private lil party
didn't even make it a 'facebook event'
so that no1 got their feelings hurt

Everything was chill
listening to relevant albums on my iPod dock
serving pizza rolls, pizza bagels, and pizza hot pockets
grubbin down as hard as we were chillin

but then Unchill AZN bro shows up
wearing a 'shit load of balloons'
thinks he is flying around the room
sorta like the hit movie UP

Every1 was kinda thawed out
the vibe was officially 'dead'
Unchill AZN bro ruined everything
flaunting ur personal brand
ruining our convos
Just wish u'd learn that life is about chilling
and not about 'electro ragers'

He started to inhale helium
talking in a zany voice
then he started 2 pop the balloons
when no1 paid attention 2 him
people started to leave
the party was over.

Wish every1 just knew how 2 chill.

R u tired of unchill AZN bro ruining the chill vibes?
Did u cry during the movie UP / Toy Story 3?
Do u think this bro floated around the room, or was he just trying to be all Lady Gaga?