CORRECTION: Topless entry-level alts 'crash' Neon Indian concert to jiggle around their titties on stage

EDITOR'S NOTE: THE PREVIOUS HEADLINE WAS ERRONEOUS/'PULLED OUT OF MY ASS'.


Bonnaroo is a music festival for zany stoner ppl in Middle America. Neon Indian, the 2k9 buzzband seems to have had a performance at this relevant music festival, and it seems like they hired some entry level sluts to strip topless, put body paint on their titties, and jiggle around on stage while the hit song "Deadbeat Summer" played. To intensify the meme, they had the girls dress up like slutty Indians. Not sure if they were 'hired' or just 'volunteers' 4 the sake of relevancy.

Not sure who wrote this blurb, but for some reason they said that 'chillwave thawed' because Neon Indian brought out some titties:

And it got even stranger during a riveting, bulked-up version of "Deadbeat Summer," when a crew of scantily-clad ladies wearing homemade feather headdresses (two of whom were fully topless with colorfully painted boobs) bounded onto the stage, seemingly by design, and cavorted around aimlessly, jiggling to the wistful musings about sunlit streets and a starlit abyss. Depending on your vantage point, it was either hilarious or pathetic, but Palomo just laughed and shrugged. His point was made: chillwave is now officially thawed.

Wonder if this was 'hilarious', 'pathetic', or just another music festival meme?

Here is a better 'sideview' of the small alternative titties taken by relevant blogger/photographer Amrit Singh. Feel like it is a natural reaction to 'take out ur cam phone' whenever u see breasts.

You can see from the side view that the breasts are small, possibly A cups, or extremely small B cups. Wonder if these girls are 'barely legal' or 'barely illegal.' Wonder if the Bonnyroo, TN police are gonna do a followup investigation to confirm that this isn't 'kidwave porn'.

Sorta wonder if they 'bounced', 'jiggled', 'acted like they were in a strip club', or even 'rubbed their titties 2gether.' Sorta wonder if Neon Indian is gonna release a behind the scenes XXX tape.

Sorta wonder if the Neon Indian bro 'has his pick' of any entry level alt, and gets to 'have his way with them' back stage, making them agree to do extremely bizarre sexual acts. Maybe he has some sort of 'sex dungeon' full of women, and he brought these girls out to 'see the light' for the first time in months.

Do u think Neon Indian should have hired hotter, bigger breasted sluts to get topless, or do u think the entry level alt tits might resonate with his fan base?
Will chillwave ever thaw?
Do u think Neon Indian should turn his show into some sort of 'crazy sex party'?
Will women be banned from wearing clothes at future Neon Indian shows?
R u hornie 4 these breasts?
Do u think these girls are happie to be blog famous, or did they 'get caught up in the spirit of a music festival' and made a decision that they will regret 4evr?