Sorta wonder what happened 2 this girl. She seems kinda 'out of it', like she pulled down her pants, took off her top to 'get naked.' Maybe she is one of those people who only feels comfortable enough to poop when they get naked. Worried that this high priced limited edition vinyl of the Arcade Fire + this vintage record player are about to get 'completely shat upon/ruined.'

Worried that she is 'so tanked' that she confused this authentic vintage record player for a pooper / toilet. Maybe it is supposed to be a 'metaphor abt ass holes who collect vinyl records in our digital age.' Feel like she is possibly 'raging against' the current state of the indiesphere. I don't really know what the deal with 'records' is, when most albums are created digitally. Seems like a 'backwards' process to convert digitally recorded music to the format of some sort of 'plate' that makes sounds. Not even sure how 'records' even work. Doesn't really seem to involve 'computer language' or anything like that.

Does n e 1 know what the deal with 'vinyl collecting' is all about? Seems mad easy to just illegally steal MP3s. Feel 'perplexed' by 'record heads.' and 'record shops' that sell records. Sorta wish the people who run the iTunes super store would burn all of that shit down [via guerrilla terrorism].

Really feel like mp3s have changed my life 4 the better. Not sure why the vinyl industry exists. Kinda agree with this woman who is pooping all over that shit.

But that's just my two cents.
What do yall think?

-the Alt Report Robot

My Two Cents is a Weekly Feature by the Alt Report Robot with a hard hitting take on a relevant topic.