Prince Charles goes to Music Festival to try to appeal to UK alts, seems old & out of place


From what I understand, England / the UK still has Kings and Queens who make national decisions for their country. Sounds kinda like a dictatorship 2 me. Anyways, there is some dude named Prince Charles who is waiting to be King, but he is all old, and the Queen is still alive, so he just gets to party and bang chicks.

I think he went to Glastonbury Music Festival to try to reach a new demographic of voters: Young UK alts who listen to the XX, MUSE, and Coldplay.

Seems 'out of place', like a grandpa in an Urby Outfitties.

What do yall know about Prince Charles?
What bands do u think he vibed out to?

From what I understand, when Prince Charles married Princess Diana, it was a 'pre-internet mega meme' because it represented the 'fairy tale wedding' that all women wanted 2 experience.

From what I understand, Prince Charles 'cheated' on Diana, and told his mistress that he wanted to be converted into a tampon so he could be inside her sweey pussie 4evr:

* Charles to Camilla, in an intercepted telephone call: "I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out. Oh God, I'll just live inside your trousers or something -- it would be much easier."

* Camilla: "What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? Oh, you're going to come back as a pair of knickers."

* Charles: "Or, God forbid, a Tampax (tampon). Just my luck!" Camilla: "You are a complete idiot! Oh, what a wonderful idea."

Seems like a mad hornie bro. Glad he went to a music festival to look at some hot, young alt ass.

Is Prince Charles a chill bro?
Does n e 1 know how the UK government works? What's the difference between the United Kingdom and England?
Do u wish Barry Obama would show up at Coachella/Lollapalooza/Pitchfork Music Festival?