Tue, 2010-06-01 12:01 | by Carles
Photos by the cobrasnake
Steve Aoki DJed some sort of party for entry level alt tweens. I am not sure if he made money on this, or if it was a Super Sweet 16, or if maybe it was part of some sort of 'mentorship program' where you serve as a 'big brother' to tweens who want to be alts when they grow up. Do u think he is a good role model, or should these kids apply to the Animal Collective internship program?
Seems like they all wanted to touch him like he is 'electro Jesus.'
Alt Tween bros put on electro plaid and got they party on
Feel like this is a 'mini-version' of an alt grownup partie
They only want u when ur seventween
When ur 21, ur no fun
Seems like this bro is a 'pimp.'
Steven Aoki did not crowd surf because he weighed more than 100 lbs, but they got an entry level alt who
Seems like tons of bros 'had a grab' 4 the first action of their lives'
Worried she will be traumatized by the horniness of the emerging altbros who 'grabbed everything available'
Worried this pic is 'barely legal'
What r u doing here, punk bro?
It feels good to know that 1 day
I will be an auth alt
doing my homework
putting in my internship hours
knowing it will all be worth it one day
One day
we're gonna be auth alts
I'm on it
I promise
'Eff all yall tweens. Don't even get a bottle of Grey Goose when I DJ for yall.'
-Steven Aoki, Alt Big Brother Program Mentor
Do u wish U had an alt mentor when u were an entry level?
Who do u wish it was? Panda Bear? J Murph? Ryan Schreiber? Carles? Jousteece? the iPad DJ? Zooey Deschanel?
Do alt girls 'age a lot' between 17-21, sorta like Lindsay Lohan?
