Whenever I feel like 'reinventing my space' with kewl, Swedish designs at a low cost, I will rent a UHAUL, drive out to suburbia, and 'reinvent my space' by purchasing $1000-$5000 worth of impulse-bought furniture that doesn't really match at IKEA. At first, I will feel 'like a brand new person' since I think my life will be way better with tons of low cost desks and coffee tables and 'knick-knacks', but then I realize that I have to assemble it all, and that it all looks kinda tacky.

N e ways, some 'alt skanks' made bikinis out of IKEA bags. This seems kinda 'alt' but at the same time, kinda 'suburban stream.' Might be more alt to make bikinis out of Bed Bath and Beyond coupons.

Not sure if this is 'fashion design' or just a 'crappy arts and crafts project.'

R u turned on by some IKEA titties?

Will we find the perfect alternative breasts nestled within an IKEA bag?

Are 'tankinis' an effective swimsuit solution for 'pleasantly plump' women or should they go with the retro NBA jersey + sports bra/huge ass baggy shirt? Do u think IKEA would design tankinis if they produced swimsuits?

Do u wish u could go 2 a conceptual strip club and get a lap dance from a 'high class alt stripper' who had a banging body, but also 'understood fundamental design principles'?

Do women who 'are trying 2 hard to express themselves' end up making 'sexi'/'shitty' arts and crafts projects?

Will u make summer bikinis out of IKEA bags?
Will u choose a different retailer like Am Appy or Abercrombies and Fetch?
Do u support women + 'the arts'?
Do u like metaphors about retail identity + consumerism?
Is IKEA a 'good product' or is everything that they make 'tacky shit'?
Is IKEA 'the over-branded WALMART' of furniture + home appliance stores?
What do u own from IKEA?
Do u wish u could purchase an alt girl in a bikini from IKEA?
Do u think these alternative entrepreneurs will make 'tons of blog money' from their Etsy store?

R u hornie, or do conceptual women showing off their bodies 'make ur peen go limp'?