Jared Leto keeps trying to be authentic, dyes his hair blonde & wears saggy poop-filled pants | Hipster Runoff

Jared Leto keeps trying to be authentic, dyes his hair blonde & wears saggy poop-filled pants


Jared Leto is an actor who takes alt roles, but is ultimately trying to be in some mainstream alt rock band that wears makeup and sings about deep shit that no1 can really understand, unless ur uneducated, then u just get to 'pretend' that u 'get' it.

N e ways, he seems 2 be on some quest for authenticity. Seems to have dyed /bleached his hair blonde. Seems unhealthy, like ur hair might fall out or something.

He also seems to be wearing some Oops I Crapped My Pants pants, which are pants that look saggy so that u can take a poop in them.

Have yall ever pooped ur pants?
Do u use diapers or do u wear saggy bottom pants?

Why do u think he dyed his hair blonde? Is his career 'tanking' and he is trying to 'reconnect' with his Fight Club era brand?

Will Lared Jeto ever be authentic, or is he just a mainstreamer with a marketed alt personal brand?
Is it still alt to 'dye ur hair'?
Should I get a bottle of Sun-In for the summer?
Is Jared Leto 'the hottest man alive'?

Here's a vid of JLeto 'acting like a dbag rock star' at some music festival. Sorta hope he headlines coachella soon.

Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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