Some Blipster Bro parties 2 hard, gets pit stains
Photo by the cobrasnake


Just wanted 2 party
looking mad sweet in my personal brand
bought a grey shirt
that I thought made me look baller

but I didn't really think about the logistics
surrounding my nite

So hot in the city this summer
Sweating is natural
but maybe I shoulda worn some underarmour as I biked 2 the relevant show

So many ppl in the club
body heat
my heat
making my sweat

grinding on bitches
sweating even more

Fist pumped a lot as my fave DJ spun
sweat some more

Got a handjob behind the club
sweat + came a lil more

Feeling sad about my pit stains
overall it was a chill ass, good night
Just shoulda thought about the temperature
and my decision to wear gray

Even tho sweating is natural
and clothing isn't natural
I still feel kinda embarrassed
because we live in a pit-stain-free society

Shoulda worn a mesh tank top
instead of a long sleeved shirt


Do yall have any good summer tips for minimizing pit stains in the summer?