Look at that effing hipster
riding his fixed gear bike
chillin with a chest tattoo
open plaid shirt
skinny jeans rolled up
as he bikes into chillwaves
listening to summer beach jams

never heard of this magazine
but it seems to have a 'chill business model'
Most magazines just put famous tweens
and half naked sluts on their magazine covers

But this magazine just puts 'effing hipsters' on that shit
doing 'trendy, hipster shit'
like riding fixed gear bicycles
listening to buzzbands on iPhones
going to relevant music festivals
riding chillwaves
working as baristas at starbucks
doing blow
updating their myspace scene hipster profiles
and other hipster ass shit

Might buy this magazine
and frame it
as the day that 'hipsters' finally got 'mad mainstream old media coverage'

Just want to be a poet &/or writer
and read about other poets and writers in a chill magazine
that has high resolution photos
and solid zine elements

Effing hipsters
'when will they ever learn...'
...sigh...

R u pumped about the 'hipsters on magazine covers' era?
When will we see 'an alt' on the cover of __________ (mainstream magazine)?
Does this bro seem like a good writer based on the way he looks?
Can u 'judge a book' by the author's personal brand?