So u finally did it, didn't u, bro?
U wanted to get some buzz
steal some buzz from other bands
starting ur own buzzband

Why would u do that?
To spread unchill vibes?
Do people want to feel unchill?
(Besides juggalos, hardcore bros, and Korn bros)

Don't really care if you hired an alt chick
or what progressive instrument she plays.

I know what ur trying to do
ur trying to jump on 'the chillwave movement'
by bringing ur macbook on stage
and singing over it

Ur not fooling me, bro
there's nothing chill about u
Just wish u'd chill
so unchilled right now

Vibes really swirled down the shitter...

Why did u take ur peen out?
Why did u stuff your cod piece?
Why r u so unchill?

Every1 is just kinda bummed
We thought we were gonna just have a chill type of get together
then u bring ur band
and then ask people to try to touch ur peen.

Why do u always do this bro?
Getting super tired, like chillwave as we know it is ending
and u r the force that is thawing it out
Don't really care abt ur band's mp3s
or how much local buzz ur getting

Don't really care about the 'sweet harmonies'

Don't even care about 'trying to see a nip slip' on either 1 of yall

Ur personal brand is just sort of overwhelming me
Just wish ur vibes were chiller...
h8 u UnChill AZN bro

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