Sigh...
When will those hipsters ever learn
that it is unchill to be azn
and to fall asleep bare assed
on the subway
We're just trying to get home
And ur here being an 'effing freegan'
who doesn't care abt society

Probably just got done dumpster diving
not just for food
but for penal lubricant
to help yourself ejaculate in a totally unique way

When r u going to learn that u r a 'slave to rampant consumerism'
and that listening to bands like
MGMT
MGMT
MGMT
Vampire Weekend
Vampire Weekend
Vampire Weekend
is going to get you no where.

People aren't looking at you because they want to be you
They don't want to copy your look
They are laughing at you
They think you are a big effing joke
U r not an individual, nor r u a free spirit

This is public transportation
built for getting the public to and from different parts of our beautiful city.
And you just had 2 pull down ur pants
and take a lil nap.

Vibes are really harsh
Seems like ur just another unchill azn bro in some way or form
and I wish u'd just realize
that you're just a 20-something
who needs to get his life 2gether.

R yall tired of effing hipsters being 2 alt to 'follow rules'?
What's the difference between a subway and a light rail?
Have yall ever slept nude in public?
Do u like his tight lil ass?