
Owl City is a bleepy bloopy tween band that sings about meaningful stuff like 'seeing a lot of fireflies and feeling like the universe is on ur side' or 'what it feels like to get ur first erection.' Just standard tween themes, yall know the vibe. The Jonas Brothers are a tween homosexual rock band who sing about 'rock n roll' and 'handjobs from girls' and 'life with diabetes.'
It seems like these two pop sensations joined forces and took a picture together. Wonder if they are throwing down a bleepy bloopy collaboration that sounds like the Post Servs, except with Jonas style rock n roll vocals that sound like u have something stuck in ur butt. Might download it on iTunes and upload it to my iPod Touch [via parents not wanting to get their spoiled tweens iPhones].
Not sure why the Owl City bro grew a beard. Maybe modern tweens are growing up, getting hair in new places, and he just wants to let them know that they are just going thru puberty.

Seems like tween sensations are gonna have to 'rebrand' and do stuff like 'grow goatees' to try to grow with their tween fan bases.
Do yall like that song abt Fireflies? Do u just wanna vibe out to this inspirational twink?
Will Owl City + The Jonas Brothers write the most meaningful song since the Arcade Fire's "Wake Up"?
Are the Jonas Brothers irrelevant in the Bieber era?
Will Owl City's next album 'chart' at #1, shattering the Arcade Fire's sales?
Does Owl City make better music than 98% of indie conceptual bullshit?
Will the Jonas Brothers have more 'staying power' than previous boy bands/tween sensations, or will they 'fall hard' when they 'grow up'?
Do u wish u could be a tween again and listen 2 this crap and feel 'inspired'?









