Just saw this video of this alt grandma shaking her muther effing ass in the middle of a dance circle of 'effing hipsters.' She seems to be a true inspiration 2 all of these young people, showing that 'alt' + 'fun' have no age, and you can have an alternative personal brand until you are old, and young people will still <3 u and want to 'take u home at the end of the night.'

Do u think she is just a lost old woman with dementia, trying to get to the grocery store, but instead having a stroke in the middle of a relevant alt DJ event?
Do u think her 'mom jeans' / 'grandma jeans' make her ass look mad apple bottomed?

Sorta wish she was born in the 1980s/1990s so I could vibe with her at a younger age. Love the way she moves. Feel like her fanny pack takes her personal brand 2 the next level, probably carrying things in there like 'pain killers', ecstasy, insulin, and fish oil gel caps. Maybe even a smart snack--something like trail mix or a LUNA bar.

Used 2 be worried about growing older, but now I feel relieved.

Just wanna be 'alt' 4 ever, going to relevant events with free alcohol sponsorship.
Getting 'effed the eff up'
Being young forever
making out with 'barely legals'/'barely illegals' who are new 2 the scene.

Do u think she is a good dancer, or does she need to 'stay at home and watch TV'?
Are her moves 'kinda shitty' but just overrated since she is old, and most old people have to get around with the assistance of 'walkers'? [via stereotypes]
R u worried about growing older and ur personal brand dying?
Do u want to be alt forever, or will u go mainstream 1 day 2 raise a family?
Do people 'overreact with praise' when people who are excessively 'young' and/or 'old' do some sort of ethnic dancing?

'omg'