From what I understand, all juggalos are 'uneducated', 'naturally violent' human beings who don't really vibe out to society's norms/expectations of reasonable human beings. Anyways, some lil AZN slut woman performed at The Gathering of the Juggalos, then they started to attack her, and it became some huge internet meme on a 'slow weekend.' [link] Ppl are always just looking for more reasons to laugh at juggalos, so this was a pretty good opportunity. Not sure if she was even really 'attacked', but whatever.

Anyways, this teen juggalo bro seems to have a 'stern message' for the juggalo nation, letting them know that what they did isn't very chill. They seem to call themselves a 'family', and just want to protect one another since most of their real families have given up on them. Seems like there is a 'huge rift' in the juggalo community. Like some juggalos just want to get 'fucked up' and 'go crazy', while other juggalos want to prove that they are the #1 subculture in America. Feel like going with option #1 will give them the biggest opportunity to 'achieve their goals.'

Here is the same juggalo teen bro vlogging in his room, showing off some sweet ICP posters + 'merch.' seems to be 'breathing more fire' than Al Gore [via Inconv Truths].

Eventually, he wants the world to know that he has decided to be both 'straight edge' and a 'juggalo', having to let people know that this combination is possible.

NOTE: In the comments section of this video, the teen bro indicates that he will still be drinking energy drinks even though he is straight edge.

What does it mean 2 be 'straight edge'?
Can u still be a juggalo and be straight edge?

He has a cute lil ICP wrist band + cap. Do they sell both juggalo gear + emo gear at Hot Topic, or is there a custom juggalo emporium somewhere in 'the ass crack of West Virginia'? Probably looks like a fireworks store on the side of the road or something.

Can u feel a rift growing in juggalo nation?
Will Tila Tequila tear apart the juggalos?
Will a new juggalo subculture 'spin off'?
Should juggalo leaders try to rebrand their 'family' by building some sort of technical college where juggalos learn life + career skills?
Maybe they should just build a juggalo business campus, and have juggalos do odd jobs / call center work.
Are there 'smart' and 'stupid' juggalos?
Do u feel bad for teens who are juggalos, like they needed a parent around to sign them up for youth soccer?
does this teen 'speak the truth' or should he 'shut the eff up'?
Do u wish u were a part of 'the family'?
Do u wish u went to the Gathering?
If u were at the gathering, would u have thrown feces at Tila Margarita?