2 alt 30-somethings show off their alt breasts, wear indie buzzband nipple pasties


Mainly just posted this because it depicted some sweet 30 year old alternative breasts. Sorta just thinking about how we're getting older, and will start to 'get fat' / 'have kids' etc, and the impact of 'having a real job'/our metabolism slowing down. Worried. Is my body gonna start 'drooping 2 the ground' [via gravity]?
Am I gonna be allowed 2 wear free-spirited, half-naked outfits that show off my figure?
Can I still wear nipple pasties that demonstrate my love for a buzzband when I am 50 years old?
Are the buzzband years of my life abt 2 pass me by?

The band is pretty irrelevant, that 1 band who Lady Gaga stagedived with 1 time. Think they are called 'Semi Precious Weapons.' Seem pretty terrible. Not sure if they are 'nipple pasty-worthy' or if these fans just don't have Lady Gaga concert 2 attend.

What nipple pasties should I create 2 prove I am authentic fan of my fave buzzband??
a) Avey Tare
b) Eddie Droste
c) Pandy Bear
d) Larry Gaga
e) Twin Shadbro
f) Alan brolomo
g) Ariel Pinks
h) Oliver Sims
i) Romy Croft
j) Obama Bros
k) The Killaz
r) The Kings of Lions
p) Coldplays
r) U2
q) Mikey Jaxxxx
s) Win Butler of the Arcade Fire
l) That lil curly hair girl in the arcade fires
m) Choose ur own response

Would u wear nipple pasties 2 ur fave buzzband's live show, or would it be as entry-level as 'wearing a Dashboard Conf shirt' 2 a dashboard conf show?
Can the perfect alt breasts stay perfect & alt forever [via defying gravity + aging skin issues]?