Entry level altbro creams his pants for getting Deerhunter setlist signed by Bradford Cox


Yes, bitches
Who was standing at the front of the Deerhunter show at the Apple Store?
This bro.

Who got his face rocked the fuck off?
This bro

Who got the set list?
This bro

Who got Bradford Cox's autograph?
This bro

Who is going to sell that shit on eBay for mad bank?
This bro

Or will this bro hang this on the wall of his college dorm room
Next to a photograph of Bradford Cox?
This bro will preserve the authenticity of the setlist
Perhaps get it laminated
Take it to a memorabilia appraiser

And they will tell him
'This is worth millions of blog dollars, hold on to that one. It is a rare gem that will not be replicated again. It represents ur proximity to the show, and the unique experience

So many other tools herded around Bradley
But I am the most authentic bro
Who 'gets' why Deerhunter got a 9.2

I told Brad that they had a great set
and he seemed to really believe me
like my brand was legit, so it wasn't just an empty compliment
He said he would have liked to hang out, but they had another commitment
so I know we are I.R.L. bros

Just glad I have my set list
feeling way more authentic than every1 else who went to the Apple Store 2 see Deerhunter
(Note: Picked up a new iPad on my way out)

Is 'getting the set list' for entry levelers?
Is 'getting the autograph' of an indie band 'worthless'?
Are autographs worth anything any more?
Do u have the autograph of any1 famous? R u thinking abt selling it on eBay?
Are indie singers 'legit famous'?

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