It's great to have a girlfriend
2 go home 2 every night
and 'get my fuck on' with

But sometimes I am 2 hornie 4 my own good
need 2 'get off' OnDemand
Go out to the club
get an 'uncontrollable hard on'

I turn into an animal
who just needs to rub my peen on something
until 'cum' comes out.
Like an animal who doesn't even know what it means 2 'be hornie'
but at the same time
knows all 2 well about 'being in heat.'

Grinding on my GF 'doggy style'
Bending her over
peen between butt cheeks
hamburger/hotdog style

2 hornie 4 my own good
want to stay young 4evr
worried abt growing old + experiencing erectile dysfunction
They were the best of times
They were the worst of times
They were the horniest of times

'I'm hornie.'
-humans after yall [via HUMAN AFTER YALL [link]]

What is the most alternative sexual position?