Trying so hard
2 ride the slutwave
getting huge implants
tig ol bitties

utilizing them as 'life preservers'
and/or conceptual 'floaties'
That help my body 2 stay afloat
in this big, beautiful ocean of life.

tig bitties
perfect body
no worries in life
except riding chillwaves

Staying young 4evr
Nvr gonna die
always will be mad beautiful.

Just want to be part of a celebrity couple
have a hit show on the MTV network

'dear lord'
Need to motorboat those huge, firm breasteses
Stick my 'peen' between them
Feel 'alive'/erect 4 the first time in a long time.

Want to ride chillwaves
utilizing implant life preservers
so worried abt the death of chillwave
but maybe it will stay alive forever
if we < embed > flotation devices within our bodies

Do yall think Heidi Montag looks 'more alt' / 'more beautiful' than she used 2?

Would yall rather ride slutwaves or chillwaves with her?