Every post about Jared Leto that exists is an honest admission that I 'wish I could be Jared Leto.' Would love to be a rock star, an indie movie star, and look effing amazing every day of my life. Want to roll out of my bed, and be the alt-est alt alive. Want to write transcendent rock songs that embody the spirit of humanity.

Anyways, Jared Leto went on the Chelsea Handler Show on E!, which I have heard is the Jay Leno of E! Not sure if it is 'legit'/if ppl watch it. Nothing really happens in this clip. Think JLeto just 'eyeball fucks her', then gives her a sex toy, and expects her to 'go to town' asap.

Then she makes fun of his hair cuz he has an alt mullet. He then makes 'predictable joke' abt how he is 'business in the front' + 'party in the back.'

Also talks about being authentic and directing his next music video, and how it is going to be super sexual. Hope it is like a 'sex tape' or something and/or features tons of Leto peen. Do u get hornie for Jared Leto? Do u hope it is a 'fuck tape' with him playing a chulo, and 'giving it hard' 2 Paris "Perez" Hilton?

Is Jared Leto 'post-alt'?
Do u want to see a Jared Leto 'snuff film' music video?
Do u wish u could vibe out hard with him?
Is Jared Leto the most alternative man alive?

Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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