Just wanted to grab a bite 2 eat
chill out on a $5 footlong
ride the Subway diet wave
But then 2 unchill tweens
ruined our vibe

h8 being famous
h8 being a tween icon
h8 that there aren't any high-end luxury boutique subways where u can eat ur sandy in privacy/luxury

Was thinking about going with Meatball marinara sub
but then changed my mind
and got a Chicken & Bacon Ranch
and a cold cut combo for later

Not sure what kinda bread 2 get
Maybe 'whole wheat'
possibly parmesan oregano
Honey Oat bread seems chill
Just want my sandwich 2 represent me.

So many types of cheeses//so many fun toppics
might add avocado wedges for $5 extra

Just wanted a healthy meal
on the go alternative 2 'fast food'
was standing in line, having a minority make my sandwich
thought 'shit' when they soaked my sandwich with mustard
shoulda been more specific with my order
but thought they woulda got pissed

So many choices
Turkey Melt
Veggie Delite® [via Freeganism]
Black Forest Ham
Turkey Breast
Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki
Roast Beef
SUBWAY CLUB®
Oven Roasted Chicken
Turkey Breast & Black Forest Ham

Feel confuse when they ask me if I want it 'toasted' then they put it in some sort of extreme microwave
sometimes I wish I could ride the Quizno's Wave or something
Getting that shit toasted 'authentically'
oh Subbie...

Just wanna chill out
munch on my sandwich
grab a bag of chips
Maybe some Lay's, Kettle chips, or even Sun chips
and chill out on a cookie

Gotta lose some weight
inspired by Jared
following in the footsteps of thousands of middle americans
who thought they could lose weight by eating foot long sandwiches on the reg

Miss u authentic Jared

Do yall eat at Subway?
What sandwich do u get?
R u on the 'Subway diet'?
What is the most authentic sandwich chain?
Quizno's? Jimmy John's? Schlotzky's? Which Wich? Panera Bread? Chili's 2 Go?
IS $5 for a footlong a 'rip off' because Subway gives u 'crappy' ingredients/toppings/meats/iceberg lettuce?