Katy Perry is one of the most influential modern slutwave artists of all time today, in a heated competition with other slutwave artists like Lady Gaga, Rihanna, and Ke$ha to have the strongest, sexiest personal brand. Many slutwave themes are about 'boys', 'having fun', and 'getting drunk.' Not exactly sure why Katy Perry was allowed on Sesame Street. Feel like they should have at least made her wear a 'huge baggy t-shirt' if she was going to speak to kids. Instead, her corset thingy seems to make sure people know that she has 'huge breasts', but at the same time, some sort of 'optical illusion' that tries to make her breasts look 'smaller.' Staring at the screen 2 try to figure it out.

<3 the song "Ur hot and I'm chill" though. Feel like that song is soo true [via commentary on modern relationships]. It's so weird how u can like some1 so much, and then they are like 'oh wait. don't like u. sorrie! gonna find some1 new.'

Kinda miss the days when Sesame was 'wholesome' and indie, back when Feist chilled on there. Wonder when she is going to churn out a new album to 'counterbalance' the slutwave. Worried she will get nipple pasties and try to ride it, though.

Worried about American family values. Seems like kids just want to be 'entertained' and they don't really care about 'learning' any more. It seems way easier just to give a kid a laptop /xbox 360 instead of 'actually having an interactive discussion/learning experiment.'

I honestly believe that Sesame Street was bad for education because it 'opened the door' for parents choosing to let the tv babysit their kids. Sorta like a 'gateway drug' or something. Wish we could just invent a 'social network' for kids that could replace both 'parenting' and our failed educational system.

Is Katy Perry the #1 slutwave artist?
Every time Sesame Street producers get some1 questionable to interact with the characters, are they basically 'pooping' on Jim Henson's grave?
Do yall like Katy Perry 'because she has big breasts and big eyes'?
R u worried abt Elmo, or does he seem like a 'motorboating pimp'?