Ring Ring
Goes the telephone
'Hello' I say

No answer

'Hello? Who is this?? I have caller ID.'

No response.

'I'm giving you one last chance.'

I hear a slight murmur. The voice on the other end of the line says...
"Herro..."

I yell "STATE UR NAME"

"nip"

I don't know any one name Kyp, besides "Kyp Malone" of TV on the Radio.
I check my caller ID. The phone number is 713-NIP-SLIP.
The name says "NIP SLIP"

I hear a voice yell at me "It's me. Nip."

I don't understand.

"I am a nipple on a breast. I am calling you from a payphone."

I am confused.

"Hello? I need some help. My car died and I think it is the exhaust pipe. Can u bring some jumper cables? My car battery died and my owner doesn't know how to change a tire. I am in the parking lot of the local Old Navy."

So scared. Is a nipple actually talking to me?

I ask "How can u talk? How can u hear me?"

The nipple then says, "You might not know this, but breasts are capable of most aural, vocal, vision, and auditory skills. Nipples are sort of like insect antennas. Can you help me out?"

I ask, "How are you listening to me?"
Nipple: The phone is strategically placed so that I can talk out of one of my nipples, and listen to u with my other nipple. We are situated on top of a nice, round pair of alternative breasts."

I had the nipple describe the size, texture, and 'hardness' status of the nipple, and instantly I was hooked.
I went to my garage, picked up my jumper cables, got in the car, and drove to help this pair of breasts, hoping that they were in fact

So confused. Just dreaming of nip slips.
Every time my phone rings
Hope it is a breast / nipple / vagina / peen / Shannon Gaga
Feel like I am learning more abt females every day
Nipples + breasts can do amazing things
feel like u can be blind + deaf
but still 'feel it all around' with ur nipples
and make ur way thru life

Does n e 1 know how nipples work?
R u turned on by 'the telephone bra'?
Can a nipple use a robust API 2 login 2 facebook/twitter?
Do women 'feel/see/talk' with their breasts?