VIDEO RESPONSE: 2 d-baggy altbros vlog abt their ideal alt broad

In a previous ALT REPORT post, 2 entry level QTs vlogged about what kind of bro they are looking for in a significant other [link]. The girls idealized some sort of alt-leaning bro, who was really cool, wore cool clothes, cuddled, and a lot of other unrealistic concepts that alternative bros aren't that in2.

What are you looking for in an alt broad?
A pushover? Some1 to play mindgames with?
Some1 without an identity that u can manipulate?


What is ur ideal broad like?
Is it 'mean' / demeaning 2 call a woman a 'broad'? Is 'dude' the male equivalent?

Do u want broads who do coke?
Broads who can Haaaang?
Really Slutty broads?
Designated Driver broads?
Broads who don't make u wear a condom?

Are these bros 'alt' or are the just bro bros?
Are John "Chill Murray" Zongrone and Josh "Chillenium Y2k" Seiler authentic bros?
Do u think these bros should hook up with the initial "entry level QT" vloggers? [link]

If u r a bro, what is ur ideal partner like?
Do u want a beautiful, independent woman, or just a human with a warm, wet place to put your penis in?
Are alternative bros 'lewd' and 'disgusting'?