Avey Tare is releasing a new album in order to prove to Panda Bear that he doesn't have shit on him as an artist, musician, and human being. Just to prove that he has his shit together, Avey made a new music video. Even though it is kinda boring (via involving no sex or violence or shooting red headed tweens), this is more of a statement directly to Panda Bear, like "Listen brah--my album's coming out. I got mp3s ready, I got videos ready, I got the vinyl pressing order ready to go. Be afraid. Be intimidated. Ur my bitch, Panda."

Can u believe Avey is being 'such a dick' 2 Panda? Should he have waited til Panda at least had a few more MP3s out? Does this video for "Lucky 1" do anything 4 u? Sorta makes me dislike the song because I am s000 bored by it, but then I just remember that the video is more of a psychological message to Panda, letting him know he is a 'failure.'

Anyways, Avey Tare hired his sister who seems to have the human name "Abby Portner" to doodle out this vid/direct it. Just found a picture of her on the internet. Ya, she looks kinda like Avey.

Really nothing else to 'blurb'/add analysis abt.

Boring-ish artsy fartsy vid that I am 'way too busy' to soak in [via full screen on my laptop]. Avey h8s Panda and wants to crush his spirit. His sister drew the video.

Is Abby Portner a gifted artist?
What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
Is Avey Tare's stock rising or falling?
Is Avey a 'huge dick' 2 Panda Bear for going thru with this album?
R u still disappointed in Panda Bear?
Is Avey Tare a buzzband bully?

Avey Tare

Buzzband, Alternative Celebrity

Avey Tare is the lead singer of Animal Collective who wants to prove he is more important than Panda Bear by writing better songs than him.

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