Have been trying to find new buzzbands but can't rlly find very many in the boring ass indie genre. Decided to look in some new genres to try to be more alt, and stumbled upon this blipster bro named "Darion Rucker" who used to be in the ultimate buzzband of all time named Hootie at the Blowfish.

Vibing pretty hard. Feeling inspired, like I am in touch with 'the heartland of America' or something. He seems hella chill, like he has lived a good life, and just wants to talk abt universal themes with u.

In the Blowfish, Darius Rucker wrote songs that appealed to all humans, sorta like the 'mainstream Animal Collective' of the 1990s. Sold mad albums. Got mad pussie. Vibed out hard. Anyways, probs gonna vibe out to some Hootbro, wait and see if it gets a 10.0 on Pitchfork.

Do u think Hootie can sell 'mad albums' as a country artist?
Will white ppl shopping at Wal Mart buy a black country artist's albums?
Do some ppl still think Darius Rucker is 'white'?
If Hootie and the Blowfish got back together, would they change the indie scene?

Darius Rucker exploded onto the country scene a couple of years ago with three straight No. 1 hits, 1.5 million in album sales and a Country Music Association trophy.

Kinda wanna vibe out with him. It seems like he is just a chill blipster country bro. U can go do 'honky ass shit' with him. Tip over some cows. Drive some tractors. Harvest corn [via corn syrup].

Is Darius Rucker a 'buzzband 2 watch'?
Was Darius Rucker 'the very first blipster'?
Was Hootie and the Blowfish the ultimate 'indie band gone mainstream' of all time?

Should Kanye West collab with Hootbro?

...only wanna be with yall.