It turns out that Avey Tare's recent album "Down Here" [link] is about how he divorced his wife Kria Brekken. Feel kinda bummed that it happened, but u know the old saying 'buzzbros before unchill wives', so ur sad 4 him on a personal level, but then ur like 'aw shit it's kewl. He's an artist and this will help him to make art. Not gonna pretend like I actually know the dude/care abt him, so just gonna encourage him to keep playing the field and banging AnCo super fan hotties.'

It turns out that there is a new 'movement' within the indie scene to start calling the act of getting divorced = "pulling an Avey Tare." Feel like this is the first Alternative Celebrity Divorce that got 'blog headlines' so he deserves the honor of being known as the indie embodiment of divorce.

The act of a male human separating from his wife; setting events in motion that are intended to lead to an eventual ending of the marriage

Good examples 4 using the new 'Avey Tared' term:

• "My parents got Avey Tared, but they said it wasn't my fault."
• "My mom is going to Avey Tare my dad because he cheated on her."
• "Ever since my parents got Avey Tared, I've had a lot of freedom."
• "Sometimes I wonder if the members of Animal Collective will ever Avey Tare from eachother."
• "My bro went to law school, and he is an ambulance chaser and Avey Tare specialty lawyer."
• "I am Avey Taring my wife, but she wants joint custody of our kids."
• "My husband got the car, and I got the house in our Avey Tare."

Do u think 'pulling an Avey Tare' will catch on?
Did ur parents get Avey Tared?
Which alt celeb couple will be the next to Avey Tare?
Is Avey Tare's latest album the 'album of the year'?
Did it 'save 2k10' or just bum every1 out?
Do u think Avey is sad? Who should he date next?
Should he try to date Zooey Deschanel / Alice Glass?
Is 'divorce' chill because u get a 'new beginning'?
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