Lately, I've been watching a lot of makeup tutorials by tweens/lonely mainstreamer 20somethings on youtube. Feel like makeup is a great way to enhance ur personal brand because u can basically 'hide urself' if ur ugly, have acne scars, or if ur skin makes u look all gross [via peachfuzz sideburns].

Anyways, I just saw this broad do her makeup to look exactly like Jared Leto. Feeling mad creeped out. I know a lot of girls/twinks are really attracted to Jared Leto, so this really makes u ask the question "Would I make love to Jared Leto if he had a vajenga?"

If u r a straight bro, would u 'go 2 pound town' on Jared Letbro altbroad edition?

Feel like I got 'mega aroused' during this, not only because of the hunky effeminate features of Jared Leto, but also because of the sick ass Nine Inch Nails playing in the background. Kinda wished they used a '30 seconds 2 mars, yall' song.

Feeling scared
not sure if I'm 'straight'
or if i'm 'gay'

Not sure if I want 2 make <3 2 J Letbro
or if I h8 him
Not sure if Jared Leto is 'real'
Scared he is some sort of Midwestern female
[via the hit film Catfishes]

H8 the modern world
Digital lies
Personal brand shams
wool over our eyes

Just wanted to live in a world
Where Jared Leto can be Jared Leto