Link: http://pitchfork.com/news/40790-wavves-nathan-williams-arrested-in-germany/

WAVVES is a buzzband, but also a human named Nathan Williams. I think he is one of those ppl who is 'addicted to marijuana' even though weed isn't addictive, so maybe he is just one of those depressed ppl who just has to smoke tons and tons of weed in order

For some reason, he was carrying 'tons of dank' on a European Tour, and he was pulled over, and drug dogs 'caught his ass' and then he was in the slammer, but I don't know what happened after that. Can only assume that he wil be stuck there for the next 10 years since Americans who get arrested abroad are usually 'effed ovr' because foreign ppl h8 George W. Bush.

Anyways, he was 'arrested' and 'thrown in jail.' I guess this is kewl because there is no way his album is going to be in the top 10 of the year, so he really is just trying to generate 'year end memes' to say 'hey, I'm still here' b4 disappearing in 2k11.

In a statement about the incident, Williams said, "We got stopped at a roadside check and I had six bags in the car and they only found one-- the fucking dogs never work. I bet it's high from all the fumes. Anyways, they put me in a cell which was a little nerve-wracking. More so because I was an American in a German jail and not because I have long gay hair. I did wrestle for four years in high school, so I could have fucked somebody up. So yeah, then I gave em €200 and walked out... not a terrible deal. And now I'm getting high again."

Does n e 1 have the email addy of the German police so we can 'snitch' on WAVVbro and get him put in solitary confinement?
Did u 'wrestle' for 4 years in HS?
Do u like WAVVESbro's 'long gay hair'?
Should one of his worthless band members have 'taken the fall for him'?
Do they deserve to be kicked out for not 'understanding' that WAVVbro is the most important member of their band?

Here is another notable line from the PItchfork writeup just cuz its funnie:

He's got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, amirite?! Sigh.

Is it 'stupid' to do something illegal abroad?
Do European ppl care abt dank, or is that only in America?
Will WAVVES get in2 harder drugs and end up in the slammer?
Do all 'crappy buzzbands' drive around the world doing drugs because they are stuck in a van?

Do u hope WAVVES is stuck in jail until 2k15?
Do u even care abt WAVVES/his music, or does he just exist for memes like this?
Have u seen WAVES live? Is he rlly boring or amazing?
Do u think Bethany should use this as an excuse 2 break up with him?
If WAVVES is stuck in jail for a long time, who should she d8?
Do u think she will get conjugal visits?

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