I remember when I was a kid
I lived in a middle class neighborhood.
U were lucky if u got some sweet fun-sized candy when u went trick or treating
A lot of people bought the cheap ass Tootsie Roll bag
or other crappy 'bulk' varieties that weren't name-brand

I would often dream, "What if 1 day, I am rich, and I can give the children in my neighborhood a full sized candy bar."
It seems like kids really appreciate it
but then u grow older
and realize that every family has a budget
and giving candy to random ass kids
is kinda bullshit
who the eff invented this 'holiday'?

Seems sad to live in an upper-middle class area
where poor ppl drive to
then let their poor, unmannered kids run around the neighborhood
when it isn't even there

stealing all the premium brand candy bars
from kids who actually live in the neighborhood

Seems like Halloween is some sort of intense 'class war'
U kinda understand why ppl built gated communities
just 4 Halloween Night.

Sorta just wish I could be a billionaire
like Mark Zuckerbro
and give out full sized candy bars
give out iPod shuffles
give out iPads
give out FaceBucks [via gift cards]
give out Farmville / Mafia Wars / MyTown dollars
give out $10 bills
give out college funs
give out Macbooks
give out Facebook Premium accounts

When ur a billionaire,
u can do anything
Plus he is probably making mad bank from his mockumentary
"The Social Network"

Must be sweet to be a movie star
a web entrepreneur
a billionaire

U can just spend mad dollars on shit at the grocery store
2 give away
and let ppl know how effing rich u r.

Do u expect billionaires 2 give out full sized candy bars?
Are fun sized candy bars '4 poor ppl' / the middle class?

Would u have held it against Zuckerberg if he gave out anything less than a full size candy bar?
Should he have gone King Size?
Should he have given out 'healthy snacks'?
Did his AZN GF make him hand shit out?
Are trick-or-treaters 'spoiled lil ass holes' who 'had a better childhood than u'?
Is he 'greedy'?
Do u wish u were as rich as Mark Zuckerberg?
Should he build an air fortress so that no tricker treaters can reach his house unless they have a rocket pack?
What kind of Halloween candy did they give out in ur neighborhood?
Were u pissed when 'poors' / 'coloureds' invaded ur neighborhood and ruined the community experience?
Should all communities be gated/protected with a wall + security gate?