Didn't really have a chill Thanksgiving
Besty and WAVV came home from tour
made me wear this 'Neon Indian' headdress
Kinda pissed
Not very comfy
I look like an effing clown

Anyways, it wasn't much of a Thanksgiving
They just went to Taco Bell and bought $50 worth of food
and I guess it was a feast
but it smelled like beans, cheese, and taco meat

Second hand dank smoke
I wish I had a real family
Who would feed me turkey / tuna / pumpkin pie underneath the table
But I'm stuck here
Being the cat

And some other effing cat showed up

Here is my 'sister' Chloe
Not sure why the hell she is here
Sometimes I feel like Bethie is turning in2 a cat lady
just because she'll emotionally bond with any cat that chills around

Kinda pissed because we share the same cat food bowl
Chloe's a real bitch
desperate for attention
She'll 'do anything' just to make it seem like she is 'always down 2 have a good time'
but doesn't realize weed makes u complacent

I want to do things with my life
I know I'm just a cat,
but I want to go to cat college
I want to get a great career
I want to start a family

U can't do that when all u do is 'chill', watch tv, play vid games, and smoke dank
There's got to be more to life than this.

It's Thanksgiving, but I'm full of bitterness, h8, and resentment.

Help.

Love,
Snacks the Cat

*****
Do yall <3 Snacks?
Do u know who the eff Chloe is?
Which cat seems chiller, #Team_Snacks or #Team_Chloe?
Which cat will have a more successful cat career?
R u worried abt Snacks?
Do buzzbands celebrate Thanksgiving?

Best Coast

Buzzband

Best Coast is a fuzzy buzzy band that sings abt dank, California, boys, and kitty cats

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Snacks the Cat

Alternative Celebrity

Snacks the Cat is the lovable kitty kat who belongs to Best Coast's "Bethany Cosentino." Snacks is often credited as being the creative mastermind behind Best Coast.

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