Perez Hilton
the alt hipster blggr
dressed as Snookie
the 'vagina whole whore'
from the popular series
'Vibing on the Jersey Shore'
via MTV

U got some nice titties

U got some nice sideboob

U got a keut lil boyfriend

Perez Hilton
the 'pitchfork' of mnstrm
giving every1 ratings
'roasting' their asses
Crushing it
on Halloween
riding snookwaves.

Just want to be a famous blggr
vibe out with famous ppl
be hella socially relevant on the web
a 'super user'
with a personal brand that is as important as my blog

Is it 'authentic' 2 be in2 Jersey Shore?
Is Perez Hilton the #1 blggr on the internet?
who is a more socially relevant tastemaker: Perez Hilton or Pitchfork?
Do yall think Perez looks good?
Would yall rather bang Snooki or Perez Hilton dressed as Snooki?