Fri, 2010-11-12 15:44 | by Carles
Photo via flickrbro
I can do anything
I can do anything
I can do anything I want
Just want to sneak in2 a relevant music festival
Without paying for tix
2 see my fave indie buzzbands
for an entire weekend
Wish there was some sort of 'free' music festival
so I wouldn't have to 'steal'
potentially go 2 jail
Gonna jump the fence
make a 'run for the crowd'
Avoid paying
save tons of money
sorta like switching 2 Geico [via car insurance]
'Jesus'
'Didn't really work out.'
'Fucked.'
'So is my girlfriend.'
'I hope we don't go 2 jail.'
'Shit.'
Slamming their ass to the ground
taking this opportunity 2 'beat some1 up'
crush some1's skull
'accidentally' kill some1
but if I am on trial
I will explain the situation
saying 'I was working at the music festival,
which made me a property owner
I had the right to kill any1 who trespassed against us
[via the Our Father Prayer].'
Sorry bro
Not on my watch
I'll see u
in the slammer
Just bc u have a punk lil leather jacket
doesn't mean
u transcend society
via 'punkwave' lifestyle
ur just a buzzband fan
like the rest of us
and if u wanna enjoy buzzbands
ur gonna have 2 pay 2 see them
just like the rest of us
Have yall ever jumped a fence at a relevant music festival?
If ur attending a music festival and some1 jumps the fence, do u feel like u have the right to tackle/apprehend/murder them?
When will a fence jumper get murdered' by security?
Should music festivals used 'barb wire' /electric fences to protect their consumer experience?
