Today is Cyber Monday, a day when ppl use the internet to 'buy shit' bc they are getting sweet deals. I thought I'd go ahead and try 2 do some online shopping to find some rlly cool 'alternative deals' on 'retro technology.' Feel like ppl think that smart phones, iPhones, and iPads make their lives' better but they aren't willing to 'sacrifice' form, functionality, and connectivity 4 the sake of vintage retro vibes.

Here are the Top 10 Cyber Monday Deals of 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2029.

#10 Retro Mac iBook [Price: $1000]

[via appledeals.biz]

#9 Fully loaded Sega Genesis [Price: $300]

[via sonicthehedgehog.co.africa/dealhunter]

#8 Huge Ass Gameboy [Price: $12,000]

[via wii.com/gameboy#redeemcode=gameboys]

#7 Macintosh Performa [Price: $50]

[via stevejobs_secrets.edu]

#6 Sony Minidisc Player [Price: $143]

[via TeamSony.net]

#5 Sony Walkman (1st Generation) [Price: $1.99]

[via Save_Record_Cassette_Labels.org]

#4 One of those Digital Cameras that required a floppy disc [Price: $25.99]

[via amazon.com/goldboxxx]

#3 Microsoft Kin [Price: $0]

[via bing.com/blackfriday-cybmonday]

#2 Talkboy [Price: $9.99]

[via Toys R Us.org/KevinMcAllister]

#1 An unlimited Supply of blank CD-Rs for the rest of ur life [Price: Pricele$$]

[via GROUPON.com]

DEALS
SWEET DEALS
SAVING MONEY
FEELING ALIVE
FEELING 'SMART'

MY LIFE IS BETTER
WITH TECHNOLOGY
LASTING 4EVR
CONNECTING WITH OTHER HUMANS

I AM A HUNTER
AND GATHERER
OF DEALS ON THE INTERNET

SMART, SAVVY SHOPPING
MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I AM 'BEATING SOCIETY'
'BEATING CONSUMERISM'
''TRANSCENDING TECHNOLOGICAL OBSOLESCENCE'

MORE THAN JUST A SHITHEAD WHO WALKS IN2 A MALL
LOOKING 4 A 'BIG ASS TV'
I AM THE DEAL HUNTER

Did u find any 'sweet deals' on Cyber Monday/Black Friday or is 'looking for deals' for 'the proletariat/poor ppl/middleclass ppl/lamestreamers/people who have given up on life'?