Zooey Deschanel and Natalie Portman show off their titties in a new indie movie 2gthr | Hipster Runoff

Zooey Deschanel and Natalie Portman show off their titties in a new indie movie 2gthr

Zooey Deschanel is an indie film actress and musician singer lady from the hit band "Him and She." Natalie Portman is the 'poster-child' of the 2k0s indie film movement, but she was also in mainstream stuff like Star Wars and maybe the Matrix, I think. Anyways, it seems like they 'teamed up' to be in one of those 'high budget comedies.' I think most blogs will 'scoop' this movie as starring Danny McBride (Eastbound and Down) and James Franco (he's s00 funnie and post-modern and dreamy), but I don't rlly care abt them.

Really focused on Zooey D + Nat Ports. Don't really care if this movie is 'funnie' or if it 'recaptures the romantically zany spirit of the Princess Bride.' Just want to know if Zooey Deschanel or Natalie Portman 'get naked' in this film.

Wondering where Zooey got those 'huge tits.' I have analyzed her build before, and she is rlly skinny [via crazy coke eyes]. Wonder if the got implants for this role, or if there is some sort of Hollywood wonder bra technology that she is utilizing. Wonder if Ben Gibbard will be like 'keep them big' or if he likes her bite sized breasts.

Also saw that Natalie Portman strips half naked into some sort of thong.

Hopefully she does a lil bit of 'full frontal' for this role.

I remember Natalie Portman got naked in that one Wes Anderson short film. Really coulda gone for a 'fuck scene' in Garden State, except Zach Braff wouldn't really be believable as a dude who is 'pounding' a piece of a$$ cuz he was so emo.

Also one time Zooey Deschanel released a 'sex tape' but no1 knows if it was rlly her [link]

R u 'excited' abt this movie?
Does this movie look 'really hilarious'?
Should u have a 'movie night' with ur bros 2 'smoke dank' and watch this comedy?
Will Zooey Deschanel thrive in this role, or should she have dyed her hair blonde?
Maybe they should have acquired a 'real blonde'?
Will Zooey Deschanel 'dump' Ben Gibbard 2 help her career by dating James Franco bc he is famous-er than Ben Gibby?

Do u think Nat Port + Zooey D would be the ultimate indie female sandwich, or would u go with
a) Regine + Alice Glass
b) Alice Glass + Best Coast
c) the drummer from Best Coast + Bethany
d) the entire band SALEM
e) Regine + miscellaneous Arcade Fire member
f) Katy Perry and Lady Gaga
g) Choose ur own combo