Sup yall
It's me
The Deak

"The Deak is on." -Glenn Frey

Just fuckin chillin
Don't mind me
By the way...
Did u hear that I'm back in Animal Collective?

Let's just say I went from being an indie celeb pussy magnet
to becoming a fucking super magnet
Bitches straight up throw their panties at me
Hoping to get a serving of my "Peace Bone"

"Don't Stop Deakin' about 2morrow." -Fleetwood Collective

Hold on, gotta go mingle with Schreibs
The other bros in AnCo don't realize that maintaining relevancy in the indiesphere isn't abt making 'amazing music'
Sometimes it's abt networking
and bribing (with both real + buzz dollars)

AnCo is sorta gonna try to become the Qatar of indie music [via 'stealing' the World Cup]
Sup Schreibs

Yea I'm back
Yea. Haha. Yeah they sucked while I was gone
Oh yeah, they have no clue what they are doing...look at the TOMBOY disaster
Yeah... Avey definitely underperformed on his solo album
Yeah... We really should change our name to the Deaks

Let's just say it's good 2 be the Deak
Things are really looking up 4 me
I'll see u at the AnCo show

"Deak long and prosper."
-the Deak

Do yall <3 Deakin?
Do u think he has the swagger AnCo was missing on MPP?
Do u think vibing out with Ryan Schreiber can help u out a lil bit on the Forkies?
Do indie bands 'bribe' blogs and websites for positive coverage?
Does Deakin 'get it done'?
Is 2k11 going to be the year where Deakin becomes 'more famous/relevant' than Panda Bear and Avey Tare?

Deakin

Buzzband, Alternative Celebrity

Deakin is a member of Animal Collective who 'mysteriously left' the band and no1 really knows why but sometimes he comes back.

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Ryan Schreiber

Alternative Entrepreneur, Alternative Celebrity, DJ

Ryan Schreiber is the creator of Pitchfork Media. He is one of TIME MAGAZINE's most important people in the world ever.

Lists: indie hunks, Pitchfork writers, bloggers

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