Avril Lavigne was seen at the beach, and it looks like she is doing some sort of 'beach cop' internship. Maybe that is just a 'sweet, ironic bro lid', though. I am guessing she is trying 2 become a beach cop bc her career is 'in the shitter' ever since she tried to hard to 'rebel against society' and stopped writing hit songs like "Life is s00 ComPliCaTeD" and "sk8r bois fingerbanging me in the mall parking lot and doing sweet ollies."

Sorta wish I could be in Ariel Lavpink's life rite now. Chill out with her, help her to reinvent herself as a 'Beach House ripoff band' or something. Go 2 the beach, ride chillwaves with her.

Do u think Avril looks mad keut?

Seems like she has a 'keut streak of pink' in her hair. In addition she is sporting the 'school shooting camouflage backpack.' Must be trying hard 2 prove that she doesn't fit in2 society.

Should I get a 'FUCK' tattoo to 'piss my parents off'?

She is apparently 'dating' some character from The Hills named Brody Jenner/letting him 'have his way with her tiny lil alt body.' Wonder if he is 'Mr. Right' or just 'Mr. Right Now.'

Does Avril look hella good?
Can Avril 'come back' as a relevant female wave musician, or will she just 'ride slutwaves'?
Is Avril's career 'over'?
What's ur fave Avril song?
Is Brody Jenner 'hot' or is he just 'the ultimate LA broski d-bag'?