Jack from Salem gets a new alt dog 2 try to 'take down' Snacks the Cat


It seems like the 2k10s might be defined as 'the era of the indie mascot.' First, Best Coast 'used' Snacks the Cat in order 2 raise her profile. Then Girl Talk made sure every1 knew he had a dog named Wally [link]. Then Jack Donoghue got some dogs [link], but he must have gotten rid of that dog because it wasn't alt enough [via Michael Vicks].

Now he has some sort of pink lil poodle dog. It seems like this dog is supposed to represent a 'totally alt' pet that cares abt taking its own personal brand 2 the next level. Many domestic pets are just 'happy 2 be loved' but don't invest the time and energy 2 truly be an 'alt celeb.'

Does Jack Donoghue look totally keut?
Does n e 1 know the name of this dog? Pinky? Gazey? Rapey?
Should he/she become the official mascot of Salem?
Should Pinky be dyed 'black' to match the rape gaze aesthetic?
Does Jack look keut?

Jack Donoghue

Alternative Celebrity

Jack is the popular lead singer of Salem.

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Salem

Buzzband

Salem is a rape gaze buzzband who sing songs abt dark themes. Many ppl say they 'suck' while others think they are 'brilliant.'

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