Katy Perry visited the headquarters of Facebook, the popular social networking website on the internet. As u can see, Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook CEO 'abused' his billionaire status and position of power 2 lure Katy Perry 2 FBHQ. I know tons of web tech companies have 'workout' and 'cafeteria' facilities on their business campuses, but Techcrunch/ValleyWag cannot confirm that Facebook has a 'sex dungeon' installed.
Do u think Mark Zuckerberg just wanted 2 ride Katy Perry style slutwaves?
Do u think he is writing a followup movie after the success of the Social Network?
Do u wish u were rich enough 2 bring ur sexy pop icon fantasies 2 life?
Do u think his GF was 'pissed' that Katy Perry came down 2 the office, and he looked 'reeallly excited' 2 see her?
If u hugged Katy Perry, would she be able 2 feel ur semi/fully erect peen?
"Yes, I'm worth several billion dollars. Who is the dude ur dating now? Russell Brand. Yeah, he's not rlly that rich. Or funny."
"This bro is worth a lot 2. U should have at least married a record executive."
Zuckerbro taking her back 2 the office 2 have a 'closed door meeting.'
Rlly just hope that 1 day I can be rich enough 2 'make ur fantasies come true' [via indecent proposals]?
Is Mark Zuckerberg trying to raise his celeb status by dating a celeb?
Is it unfair 2 think that Katy Perry was engaging in sexual favors in exchange 4 money/more FB friends just because she is in the slutwave genre?
Why do celebs visit social networking HQ busines campuses? 2 get more friends/followers?
Or do make the employees feel like they 'work in a special place' that is way different than the traditional 'stuck in ur cubicle' job?
Does Mark Zuckerbro need 2 stop trying so hard 2 be famous?
Should Mark Zuck leave his GF 2 try 2 band some Grade A famous A$$?
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Damn...
Damn...
dem tatties yall.
dem tatties yall.
wow...look at the devendra
wow...look at the devendra banharts smoking hot g/f
ive never been able to pull anything like that...probs the reason im still a virgin...that and all i do is sit around my house and make thingz in logic allday :(
that card thing was pretty
that card thing was pretty suave, gotta give it to the fella
i should start keeping an Ace of Hearts in my backpocket, that is so alt
Feel like this is some sort
Feel like this is some sort of 'advert' for an alternative/progressive Eyewear Brand
that's cause it is
that's cause it is bro.
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she's prety hawt... srsly her
she's prety hawt...
srsly her butt might push her over nat port
ok
ok
h8 u mark zukerberg
h8 u mark zukerberg
fixie.
fixie.
good eye <3 u bro
good eye <3 u bro
Zuckerbro, luv ur shoes, bro.
Zuckerbro, luv ur shoes, bro. Totes alt. Wut kind of jeenz are those? Wranglers? Mossimo?
lv u
miss u
sixth [via rlly slow dell]
sixth [via rlly slow dell]
waiting 4 The Social Network
waiting 4 The Social Network porn remake
Would that be like a video of
Would that be like a video of people alone on their computers spankin' it to pornography?
smile if your hornie
smile if your hornie
he seems like such a chill
he seems like such a chill bro
Billy Bob Gates would
Billy Bob Gates would 'effing' 'tear that ass up' while buying facebookuniverse via $$$
but zuckbro already turned
but zuckbro already turned down a buyout, he won't sell it unless bill gates puts up atleast 6 billion
I just watched the 'social
I just watched the 'social network' today. It was kind of legit.... but only kind of.
anyways
not much to say about this post. it's kind of boring.
C'mon Zuckbro, gotta 'mack'
C'mon Zuckbro, gotta 'mack' on 'dem titties' bro. Totally blew it. Maybe you can call her tonight and ask her to join you at Chilis somewhere near PalBro AltBro
Is that Mark R. Warner, U.S.
Is that Mark R. Warner, U.S. Senator for the Commonwealth of Virginia? HOPE SO.
Looks like the facebook
Looks like the facebook office is trying 2 hard 2 look like an alt-work environment. Kinda think Zuckbro coulda plowed/impressed Katy by having a higher stress environment, one where it is clear who the alpha-male is. Zuckbro also should have rode around on that bicycle while he should her around the office.
lol @ Jim Breyer of Accel...
lol @ Jim Breyer of Accel... that guy always has a shit-eating grin but this one's even bigger than usual
jesus christ yall, check out
jesus christ yall, check out the 2nd pic. zuckerbro is totes holding a container of roofies. looks like he violated that bitch (via 'the based god')
i love how he doesnt even
i love how he doesnt even have the confidence to go for an arm-hover in the last pic
she had to do it, lol
mikey sera was great on 'the
mikey sera was great on 'the social fallon!
i would violate her in so
i would violate her in so many unforgivable ways.
bro ps - 'phoenix cathre'
bro
ps - 'phoenix cathre'
The things I would eat out of
The things I would eat out of her ass...
Facebook ppl: Surly
Facebook ppl: Surly Steamrollers are not alt NEmore, fixed gears are gay
Do you think zuckerbro hover
Do you think zuckerbro hover hands?
my semi/fully erect peen <3
my semi/fully erect peen <3 katy perry's hugs
All people deserve good life
All people deserve good life and loans or short term loan would make it much better. Just because people's freedom bases on money state.
Katy and I should start our
Katy and I should start our own club, for being pigeon toed, we'd only allow important/alt pigeon toed people. We want a good rep for ourselves!
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MZ-
ugly dork...pretense of a genius
facts and figures, that's what a calculator is fur
it's human nature to want to connect
so, i say kudos to the man who invented toilet paper
...see, we're all connected!
-via liquid owsley, or however the shit it's spelt
I shit. Fodd goes in, crap
I shit. Fodd goes in, crap comes out. It's amazing!
I shit. Food goes in, crap
I shit. Food goes in, crap comes out. It's amazing!
so you're saying that you're
so you're saying that you're a machine? I believe in machines over the bearded giants in the sky.
I am saying that it's amazing
I am saying that it's amazing what types of machines God can make out of a person's insides. I bet that God makes the entire Hipster Runoff website just pour out of Carles' behind in a magical way.
'buge hreasts'.
'buge hreasts'.
How dare you be black?
How dare you be black?
Totes feel like she should
Totes feel like she should have stood on a worker bros desk and debuted new material [via pulling a Kanye]
Totes gotes McScrotes.
Totes gotes McScrotes.
'strictly anal'
'strictly anal'
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I see his little bottle of
I see his little bottle of rohypnol in the second pic.
'like' her lil pooch. makes
'like' her lil pooch. makes her seem more accessible/fuckable
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