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Wed, 2011-01-12 21:44 | by Carles

Link: http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2011/01/12/natalie-portman-topless-for-miss-dior-of-the-day

Natalie Portman is a mainstream indie actress who wants mainstream fame, but still wants to maintain some sort of high end indie credibility. Anyways, in order to keep herself in the spotlight after fingering herself + getting eaten out in the Black Swan + getting pregnant, Natalie Portman posed in some perfume ad for "Miss Dior." I am not sure what is the difference between cologne/perfume, but from what I understand, it is just something to sell to hornie teens as some sort of 'mating scent' [via animals]. Trying 2 hide ur natural stank so that u get ppl hornie.

Did this ad for Natalie Portman 'get u hornie'? Does it make u want 2 buy some perfume?

Do u think she has a sexie lil body?
Should Natalie Portman stay at her Black Swan weight, or 'beef up' and 'fill out' her breasts?
Do u think she shoulda 'shown off more tittie'?
Do u wanna buy this perfume so u can smell better?
Do u want to rub Nat Port's sweet stank all ovr u?
Do yall ever just bathe in Axe body spray [via a gross tween bath]?
Will Natalie Portman ever 'man up' and do full frontal nudity?
Is Natalie Portman 'past her prime'?

Is she a 'great actress' or does she just embody maltstream approachability?

Natalie Portman

Actor, Alternative Celebrity

Natalie Portman is a mainstream actress who tries 2 maintain indie authenticity by starring in indie films.

Lists: QTs, mainstreamer

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by Sherlock Brolmes | Wed, 2011-01-12 21:45

first

by Sherlock Brolmes | Wed, 2011-01-12 21:47

damn second 'first' this

damn second 'first' this year. i have a feeling its gonna be a relevant year. also natty portman makes me 'hornie'

by Crystalt Castlez (not verified) | Wed, 2011-01-12 22:40

Do u want to rub Nat Port's

Do u want to rub Nat Port's sweet stank all ovr u?

by retspiH (not verified) | Mon, 2011-01-17 00:32

Selena gomez nude pic

Selena gomez nude pic leaked
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf5b9vzv7J1qzjr8po1_500.jpg

by Big Lebroski (not verified) | Wed, 2011-01-12 21:53

Well done bro, you earned it.

Well done bro, you earned it. Raise a PBR for congrats

by ben | Wed, 2011-01-12 22:04

i'm hornie

by tron (not verified) | Wed, 2011-01-12 22:04

first boner

by wtf happened (not verified) | Wed, 2011-01-12 22:04

Gorg. Love. Sexie. Prime time

Gorg. Love. Sexie. Prime time of her life....

by Broface (not verified) | Wed, 2011-01-12 22:06

Gonna see her new movie so i

Gonna see her new movie so i can vicariously live through ashtons kutchers character and bang her out good.

by pabst bro ribro (not verified) | Wed, 2011-01-12 22:19

i heard that natalie portman

i heard that natalie portman has got no nipples, just boobs, yet i am still inclined to suck on her areola-less sandbags.

by uhhhhhhhhhh. (not verified) | Wed, 2011-01-12 22:21

In my opinion I don't count

In my opinion I don't count that as "topless." You can't see b00bz. It's misleading. We need teh b00bz

by the penis you loved but dont recognize anymore (not verified) | Wed, 2011-01-12 22:32

the penis you loved but dont recognize anymore's picture

TITS or GTFO

by broford cox | Wed, 2011-01-12 23:03

natty portZ forVr

by BeachSloth | Wed, 2011-01-12 23:28

What is this NSFW tag?

What is this NSFW tag? There's no boob and its posted at 9:44pm. Nobody's at work, and no boss man is going to give a howling hoot about a chic perfume ad.

by A FUNNY SUBWAY AD I SAW (not verified) | Wed, 2011-01-12 23:38

CAN SEX FRIENDS STAY FRIENDS?

by Wait a minute (not verified) | Fri, 2011-01-14 17:44

lolol, h8 living in la

by ry (not verified) | Wed, 2011-01-12 23:44

<3 u natty!

by GardenHate (not verified) | Thu, 2011-01-13 00:07

"listen to this perfume. it

"listen to this perfume. it will change your life" - natty ports

by Brover Cleveland (not verified) | Thu, 2011-01-13 00:32

natty ports makes me hornier

natty ports makes me hornier w/every movie, tween hottie in the profesh, amidala/padme in star wars, lolita in V, now sex starved ballerina, damns

by Bronontardsymous (not verified) | Thu, 2011-01-13 00:41

fuck everything she is still

fuck everything she is still the poor man's keira knightley

by Raging Bro (not verified) | Thu, 2011-01-13 01:47

Nattie P's got an asexual

Nattie P's got an asexual 'i'm so aBOVE being sexie' vibe. Annoyng. Agree Keira Nights > NattieP

by Double R (not verified) | Thu, 2011-01-13 02:57

1. She's pregnant so

1. She's pregnant so hopefully her tits will fill out
2. She got totes naked in Hotel Chevalier

by broanna jewsom | Thu, 2011-01-13 03:07

wanna have keut babbies w

wanna have keut babbies w her...

by The Broments We Share 2gether 4evr (not verified) | Thu, 2011-01-13 05:29

The Broments We Share 2gether 4evr's picture

Kinda feel that Leon probably

Kinda feel that Leon probably missed out on some good jaybee via getting shot by Gary Oldman

by unchillbro | Thu, 2011-01-13 05:43

don't wanna see natalie

don't wanna see natalie portman like this, feel like she's much sexier wearin a keut lil alt outfit.

by Chillamanjaro (not verified) | Thu, 2011-01-13 07:51

she can "padme" anytime she

she can "padme" anytime she wants

why do i bother?

by Andrea Brocelli | Thu, 2011-01-13 10:49

Natty is sexie, but only when

Natty is sexie, but only when she's not using with her horrible British accent (via "V for Vendetta" and "The Other Bolyen Girl")

by Luciano Pavabrotti (not verified) | Fri, 2011-01-14 09:39

HAHAHAHAHA! Great name and

HAHAHAHAHA! Great name and great post, Andrea. You must have a braille keyboard - no typos.

by Bromulus & Remus (not verified) | Thu, 2011-01-13 11:51

[via animals] lulz.

by Nina Sayers (not verified) | Fri, 2011-01-14 09:36

I just want to be perfect.

by eespees (not verified) | Fri, 2011-01-14 14:02

she is hot as fuuuuuuuuuck

by cool story time bro (not verified) | Sat, 2011-01-15 19:35

they're running a really

they're running a really embarrassing radio ad for her fuckbuddy movie with kutcher, where they play sound clips of her saying stuff like, i want to have sex!!! her whole deal is so worn out already it's embarrassing. idk at what point she jumped the shark cause i feel like she's been jumping it for years. i want to say when she signed the polanski petition but it seems like most people don't know and/or don't care about it.

by chellax (not verified) | Thu, 2011-05-12 18:57

when I buy perfumes online

when I buy perfumes online it's always the hollywood stars if not the endorser the name of the perfume...what if the endorser is an ordinary person will it make a difference?

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