Natalie Portman is the co-star of "Garden State: The Zack Braff Story", and the star of the hit lesbian-wave film "The Black Swans: I'm Goin Crazie BC I'm skinny and need 2 eat some food instead of dancing, yall." It seems like she was nominated for an award at The Golden Globes, so she had to go, even though she is pregnant, and she is probably all cranky and all like "Yall! My feet hurt! I'm emotional [via hormones]... I'm having cravings! Bring me some pickles, Butterfingers, and Chili's SXSWestern eggrolls."

Anyways, she had to go bc the Golden Globes are like a 'prelim' 4 the Oscars, and she wore some huge ass curtain/drape 2 'hide' her bump.

I am not sure if she strategically wore a dress 2 'hide' her figure, or if she was trying to show off that she had 2x the beautifulness in her body [via baby on board].

Could she have done more 2 show off her 'baby bump'? Do u think 'maternity gear' is 'uggo' or 'truly progressive fashion'?

Will she do the cliched 'naked pregnant tummie photos' for some sort of high end fashion magazine?
Does Natalie Portman 'look good'?
Is Nat Ports 'alt'?
Was Natalie Portman's Black Swan performance 'mad overrated'?
Do u think Nat Port will be a milf, or will u kinda get turned off?
Do u think Hollywood moms only have babies just 2 save their careers?

Natalie Portman

Actor, Alternative Celebrity

Natalie Portman is a mainstream actress who tries 2 maintain indie authenticity by starring in indie films.

Lists: QTs, mainstreamer

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